Alexander Skarsgard & Prince Harry Are Racing Each Other To The South Pole...
Because there’s been a lot of nips, maybe vaginas and giant, store-bought breasts lately, I thought I’d take a minute to give the ladies some eye.. some eye.. hold on a second. – *reaches down, palms...
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View ArticleChuck Norris’ Thoughts On Syria Brought To You By Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts
In the spirit of the day, I provided these cleavagey photos of Scarlett Johansson so you can ignore everything that’s happening here and learn not a goddamn thing from it. Just like 9/11! Whenever...
View ArticleJenny McCarthy Thought Donnie Wahlberg Was Gay
When Jenny McCarthy first met Donnie Wahlberg, she gave him her phone number which he didn’t call right away to have sex with her, so clearly he’s a faggot, thought the greatest medical mind of our...
View ArticleEveryone Hates Katherine Heigl
Shortly after filming Knocked Up, Katherine Heigl took a huge dump on the film calling it “sexist” despite the fact it catapulted her career. She later followed that up by shitting on the writers of...
View ArticleTaylor Momsen Is Still Doing That Topless Raccoon Eye Stuff, Everything’s Fine
Earlier in the week, Taylor Momsen showed up to New York Fashion Week (above) without her usual raccoon makeup on and everyone flipped their shit after they remembered/figured out it was her. Of...
View ArticleMISS AMERICA’S A GOTDANG TERRORIST!
Apparently something besides Breaking Bad was on last night, (What for? Who the fuck knows?) and it was the Miss America pageant which crowned Miss New York Nina Davuluri the winner opening a racist...
View ArticleSo Jennifer Aniston Really Is Pregnant (Probably)
Back in July, Jennifer Aniston was looking a little plumper in the baby pouch and then showed up to the premiere of We Are The Millers looking like this which she played off as her just eating too much...
View ArticleGwyneth Paltrow’s Talking About Her Vagina Again
While promoting Iron Man 3, Gwyneth Paltrow got shitfaced drunk and called into an Australian radio show where she elaborated on her comments to Ellen about shaving her 70s bush to make her ass window...
View ArticleAntoine Dodson Impregnated A Woman. Yes, That Antoine Dodson
Viral superstar Antoine Dodson already sold out homosexuals for a chicken sandwich, so it really shouldn’t be that much of a surprise that he threw them even further under the bus by praying away his...
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